Curse

Tur713 · Sep 13, 2005, 05:18 PM // 17:18

1. The Monk lagged out because Norton AntiVirus decided to pop up behind the game.

2. The Elementalist had to take out the trash.

3. The Warrior didn't listen to instructions and aggroed all that moved.

4. The Ranger went afk to feed the dog.

5. You knew it was a crappy team from the start.

I know these are pretty lame right now, but keep them coming. Let's see if we can get this rolling.

Aracos79 · Sep 13, 2005, 05:24 PM // 17:24

6. Your necro thought that casting Searing Heat and calling himself a "nuker" was a better use of his time than applying Blood Rit and dropping Wells.

Alura Pyro · Sep 13, 2005, 05:28 PM // 17:28

your monk is still running the original uw solo build

Lost · Sep 13, 2005, 06:53 PM // 18:53

7. A warrior in your party uses a fiery dragon sword.
8. A warrior in your party has Rurik in his name.
9. Your healing monk is doing an Alesia impression.
10. You forgot to make sure your monk is a healer. Turns out he/she isn't...
11. Your elementalist thinks fire is the only option.
12. Your elementalist stands right next to every mob to cast his/her firestorm.
13. Your party doesn't know what Rangers, Mesmers, and Necros are.

Manderlock · Sep 13, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55

You have 7 W/ and only one monk.

Savio · Sep 13, 2005, 07:00 PM // 19:00

14. The Warrior didn't bring a Res Sig. Mending FTW.
15. The Elementalist specializes in all four types of magic.
16. All 3 monks of the team were pure smite.
17. More than one team member's profession starts with W/.

Fate · Sep 13, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07

- Your E/W just ran in to tank.

-Your monk thinks that a Protection/Smiting Build is better than a Healing/Whatever build.

Manderlock · Sep 13, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savio

14. The Warrior didn't bring a Res Sig. Mending FTW.
15. The Elementalist specializes in all four types of magic.
16. All 3 monks of the team were pure smite.
17. More than one team member's profession starts with W/.

Dont know about 17, I usualy run three w/ I all the groups I get together.

But back one topic

18. your labtops battery runs out.

quickmonty · Sep 13, 2005, 07:12 PM // 19:12

19 The warrior in the group is still wearing pre-searing armor .... and bragging about it.
20. Warrior learned from Urik
21. Elem learned from Orion
22. Monk learned from Alesia

Dr Muffin · Sep 13, 2005, 07:20 PM // 19:20

23. the ranger grooms pet while everyone else is on fire from Eles.
24. Ranger sits wondering how to attack with only one wepon.
25. Monk heals himself instead or getting away from the 8 ememies cutting him down ever 2 seconds.

Esprit · Sep 13, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47

Quote:

1. The Monk lagged out because Norton AntiVirus decided to pop up behind the game.

Hehe, it's happened to me, but I don't lag out, the game just gets a bit slower, then I minimize and stop the scan.

26. The *insert build* thought it would be fun to get close to all the red dots, and then aggro them because he/she wasn't aware of the aggro bubble.

Kuku Monk · Sep 13, 2005, 07:55 PM // 19:55

27. Your skillbar consists of 4 sigs of capture
28. You decided to stop and pick up all the items & gold during a battle
29. Your boss comes back from lunch

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 13, 2005, 07:57 PM // 19:57

30. ...because we all suck.

Alura Pyro · Sep 13, 2005, 07:59 PM // 19:59

30.your kid starts to scream
31.your spouse starts to scream
32.your pet starts to scratch the door

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 13, 2005, 08:00 PM // 20:00

33. Your laptop CPU is overheating even though you have it on ice packs.

Manderlock · Sep 13, 2005, 08:01 PM // 20:01

You burn yourself with your cig, then while you hop up to yell you spill your coffee in your lap. (true story, and I was still half asleep, talk about waking up)

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 13, 2005, 08:03 PM // 20:03

34. You were experimenting with a build you thought up last night - but didn't tell anyone about it... naturally you discover it's really crappy
35. Someone just had to run off to grab that "rare" item.
36. In the midst of battle someone wants to open a trade window with you to see what you IDed.

Nawn Centz · Sep 13, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07

37. The w/me has a sword.. and a jeweled chakram.

Alura Pyro · Sep 13, 2005, 08:08 PM // 20:08

38.your mo/e has a sword and thinks hes a tank only to realize hes a well of power

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 13, 2005, 08:11 PM // 20:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alura Pyro

38.your mo/e has a sword and thinks hes a tank only to realize hes a well of power

well put ... but don't knock all monks with swords. Once I used one as a monk only for the +20% enchantment duration - no attacks.